May 2013
2 posts
the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
April 2013
10 posts
tlwifey-fandoms:
fangirlsjustwannahavefun:
dederants:
ms-doodle-pants:
aspiring-dreamer:
emmacardwell:
The person I reblogged this from is worth every breath they take
Every move they make
Every bond they break
Every step they take
I’ll be watching you
This turned out so different from the way it started
best-of-funny:
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
excuse me I have a question.
I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE
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Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.
googlechroming:
i love 8 out of 10 cats because it always has the same structure i love things that don’t change too much
ok
maybe write “that would be fine”, “okay” , “sure” or even “yes” two letters is just kind of like saying “I wish you were never born”
March 2013
25 posts
googlechroming:
follow me for more confusing posts that arent relatable at all
unsavioured:
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
amoying:
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
best-of-funny:
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
phiLOLZophy: The Pros and Cons of Using Proper... →
philolzophy:
Pros:
Don’t seem like a caveman
Reduction in anonymous commenters telling you “*you’re stupid”
Seem either educated or like a genius who taught yourself
Probably need to use it to get certain jobs (government, lawyer, teacher, out of work newspaper journalist)
Seem like you…
wartortles:
wartortles:
WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS OMFG
so apparently those are called lizards
i thought everyone on tumblr was supposed to be ugly and antisocial some of you guys aren’t keeping up your part of the deal
February 2013
53 posts
Thinking that if you lean side-to-side with your... →
sodamnrelatable:
I still do that :$ ehe
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
sodamnrelatable:
You don’t even know the page they’re on
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like to reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
When someone takes a picture of me →
sodamnrelatable:
expectations
reality
To whomever decided that they should put a pretzel...
cat-chicken:
You’re the worst person who’s ever lived, I hate you, and I want a fucking refund
‘unfollowers’ backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ and ‘srewollofnu’ means ‘horrible cunts’ in a language i just made up
the unthinkable happened…i sang along to one direction….damn you
